He’s rockin' major hair on a minor scale.
1st 30 Minutes: Excitement and anticipation for an amazing practice were you advance your abilities and become a guitar god.
2nd 30 Minutes: Disappointment with your lack of advancement, putting down the guitar once or twice to “clear your head”.
3rd 30 Minutes: Angrily playing the guitar, having to relearn everything that you’ve learned before (and this time IT’S EVEN HARDER, BUT GOD DAMN IT YOU’RE GOING TO GET THIS SHIT!), questioning why you ever picked up the guitar (why you still play the guitar, why you were born, what was your mother thinking?)
4th 30 Minutes : There is no 4th 30 minutes. This time is spent in an alcohol induced stupor filled with regrets and longing to go back and be someone else. Maybe an architect?
5th 30 Minutes: Finally playing your Major scale correctly.